What are the funniest song titles where the word "heart" has been replaced by "fart"? And what other funny word swaps do people know about? Here's some Heart/Farts that I can think of...
Fart of Farts
!!!
May I Take a Giant Step (Into Your Fart)
1910 Fruitgum Co.
Let Your Fart Do All the Talking
A*Teens
Can't Stop My Fart From Loving You
Aaron Neville
Rock Your Fart Out
AC/DC
Hiding My Fart
Adele
This Fart Belongs to Me
Air Supply
I Can't Hide My Fart
Alabama
Break Your Little Fart
All Time Low
Where Do You Hide Your Fart
Amy Grant
Light Up My Fart
Angie St. Philip
There Goes My Fart Again
Anita Hegerland
Fart Go Boom
Apollo 440
These Silent Farts
Armin Van Buuren featuring BT
My Fart's Too Big for My Bed
Asha Puthli
The Bigger the Fart
Ashton Shepherd
Jesus Farted People
Atlanta Rhythm Section
Have a Fart
B.J. Thomas
Half Farted
Babel Fish
Can't Stop My Fart
Babyface
My Fart Stays With You
Backstreet Boys
Hold on to My Fart
Bad Company
My Fart Goes On
Badfinger
Feel the Power of My Fart
Base Project
Brutal Farts
Bedouin Soundclash
Let Your Fart Out
Bee Gees
My Fart Goes Out to You
Belinda Carlisle
Don't Play With My Fart
Belle Perez
Hold the Fart
Big Country
Be Careful, It's My Fart
Bing Crosby
Your Fart Keeps Burning
Blind Date
Shot Through the Fart
Bon Jovi
Hide Your Fart
Bonnie Tyler
My Fart Keeps Hangin' On
Brenda Lee
Hungry Fart
Bruce Springsteen
Farts Burst Into Fire
Bullet for My Valentine
My Fart Will Go On
Celine Dion
Fart to Fart
Chris Brown
Jar of Farts
Christina Perri
Your Fart is Free (Just Like the Wind)
Cilla Black
When Your Fart is Weak
Cock Robin
My Fart Has a Mind of Its Own
Connie Francis
When the Boy in Your Arms (Is the Boy in Your Fart)
I Can't Hide My Fart - Alabama Light Up My Fart - Angie St. Philip The Bigger the Fart - Ashton Shepherd Hold the Fart - Big Country You're a Fart Breaker - Elvis Presley There Must Be an Angel (Playing With My Fart) - Eurythmics Fart With Your Name on It - Gloria Estefan Sing My Fart Out - Helen Reddy Pop! Goes My Fart - Hugh Grant Waitin' for the Fartache - Jimmy Barnes Got My Fart Set on You - John Denver One Fart Too Many - Justin Guarini You Never Outrun Your Fart - Kevin Ayers Stop Crying Your Fart Out - Oasis This is How a Fart Breaks - Rob Thomas (How did I miss this one!!!!!!) Big Fart - Rodney Crowell Closer to the Fart - Rush Stop Draggin' My Fart Around - Stevie Nicks with Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers My Fart is on Fire - The Dirty Secrets (Hijinx suggested this one) Big Gay Fart - The Lemonheads Listen to Her Fart - Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers Harmless Fart - Trisha Yearwood Bigger Fart - VanVelzen
Fart of Farts - !!! Have a Fart - B.J. Thomas Don't Play With My Fart - Belle Perez Your Fart is Free (Just Like the Wind) - Cilla Black When Your Fart is Weak - Cock Robin The Sound of My Fart - Dana Gillespie My Fart Goes Bang (Get Me to the Doctor) - Dead or Alive Farts Like Yours and Mine - Dr. Hook Love Farts - Flunk Fart on My Sleeve - Gallagher & Lyle No One Can Break a Fart Like You - Garry Hagger Save Your Fart for Me - Gary Lewis & The Playboys Farts a Mess - Gotye I Heard a Fart Break Last Night - Jim Reeves Don't Touch My Fart - Johann K. The Day That My Fart Caught Fire - John Paul Young Close to Your Fart - JX Don't Send Me Your Money, Send Me Your Fart - Karthago Bottom of My Fart - Kings of the Sun Stepping Closer to Your Fart - Marvin Gaye One Small Fart - Mary Chapin Carpenter I Like the Woman's Fart - Miko Mission Fart Attack - Olivia Newton-John You'll Be in My Fart - Phil Collins Loose Fart - Riverside You're in My Fart - Rod Stewart No Sound But a Fart - Sheena Easton Fart in Danger - Southern Sons I Just Heard a Fart Break - Tammy Wynette Where Did Your Fart Go? - Wham!
Congratulations savagegrant... On creating the dumbest thread this site has ever had. If you want to waste your time switching the word heart to fart then go ahead. I think this thread should be deleted.
Cheers. My mum would be so proud. I'd like to thank her and everyone else that made such a wonderful accolade like this possible.
By the way, if you didn't giggle at least once while reading that list then I'm afraid you are missing a sense of humour and will, sadly, need to be put down.
Listen With Your Fart - Casey Donovan Fart's On Fire - John Farnham Fartbeat - Steps Achy Breaky Fart - Billy Ray Cyrus Quit Playing Games (With My Fart) - Backstreet Boys Heavy Fart - You Am I Too Many Broken Farts - Jason Donovan Hand On Your Fart - Kylie Minogue Last edited:
The lulz continue. Here's some more for the list...
Hiding My Fart - Adele This Fart Belongs to Me - Air Supply Break Your Little Fart - All Time Low Be Careful, It's My Fart - Bing Crosby Your Fart Keeps Burning - Blind Date Farts Burst Into Fire - Bullet for My Valentine Fart to Fart - Chris Brown My Fart Has a Mind of Its Own - Connie Francis The Fart's Filthy Lesson - David Bowie It's Called a Fart - Depeche Mode Fart in a Box - Don Dixon Fart Trouble - Dudley Callicutt and The "Go" Boys Fart in a Blender - Eve 6 Two Farts Are Better Than One - Frank Sinatra My Fart is Burning - Gregorian Until Her Fart Stops - Hawthorne Heights Vampire Fart - HIM Step Into My Fart - Jack Jersey In the Shape of a Fart - Jackson Browne Greasy Fart - Jefferson Airplane Fartbreak Warfare - John Mayer Your Wild Fart - Joy Layne Where is Your Fart - Kelly Clarkson Fart Burns - Lemonator Here is My Fart - Lionel Richie Lock Me in Your Fart - Mandy Moore My Fart Belongs to Daddy - Marilyn Monroe To the Beat of Our Noisy Farts - Matt Nathanson Fart of a Champion - Nelly One Determined Fart - Paulini Sleeping in My Fart - Peter Koppes Wild Fart - Stevie Nicks A Perfectly Good Fart - Taylor Swift All Hail the Fartbreaker - The Spill Canvas
I like your Backtunnel Boys one BillyBrett, and the Kylie one too.
Where Do You Hide Your Fart - Amy Grant There Goes My Fart Again - Anita Hegerland Half Farted - Babel Fish Hold on to My Fart - Bad Company My Fart Goes On - Badfinger Let Your Fart Out - Bee Gees Shot Through the Fart - Bon Jovi When the Boy in Your Arms (Is the Boy in Your Fart) - Connie Francis Our Farts Are Holding Hands - Conway Twitty & Loretta Lynn I Hear Your Fart - Cosmos Open Up Your Fart (And Let the Sunshine In) - Cowboy Church Sunday School Deserted Cities of the Fart - Cream Can't You Hear My Fart - Danny Rivers My Dying Fart - Dry Kill Logic Someone Could Lose a Fart Tonight - Eddie Rabbitt Gypsy Fart - Elton John I Can't Steer My Fart Clear of You - Elton John The Fart of Every Girl - Elton John My Fart Goes Boom - French Affair Three Farts in a Tangle - James Brown You Don't Want to Taste My Fart - Jessi Robertson I Hold in My Fart - Jonathan Pierce Loving Farts - Kamahl When You Put Your Fart in It - Kenny Rogers Take My Fart (You Can Have it if You Want It) - Kool & The Gang Dying for a Fart - Krystal Meyers Come Into My Fart - Lloyd Price My Fart Goes Bum Bum - Luisa Fernandez & Peter Kent There Goes Another Fart - Nailpin Forgive My Fart - Nat "King" Cole Let Jesus Come Into Your Fart - Patti Page (All of a Sudden) My Fart Sings - Paul Anka Ashtray Fart - Placebo Deep Inside My Fart - Randy Meisner Baby Let Your Fart Out - Royal City Up in Your Fart - Sean Garrett I Need a Fart to Come Home To - Shelby Lynne Fart Hold On - Sherrie Austin Put Your Fart Into It - Sherrie Austin Valentine Fart - Tanita Tikaram Pop! Goes Your Fart - Ted Lewis & His Orchestra Let's Put Our Farts Together - The Beach Boys Make My Fart Fly - The Proclaimers Evil Farted You - The Yardbirds Wet Fart - Thin White Rope
I actually agree with Nate. There's potential for this to be funny, and some of the titles probably are, but it doesn't work for every song that has heart in it. It's already been taken way too far to the point where I can't find even the ones that work well funny, because my brain has been numbed by so many uncreative and uninteresting ones.
And yes, the title could have been better. Especially if there's an option for different words to be used.
If you really want more, scream it out louder. Get it on the floor, bring out the fire and light it up!
Can't Stop My Fart - Babyface Feel the Power of My Fart - Base Project If You Ever Need a Fart - Dag The Door is Still Open to My Fart - Dean Martin Fartless Fart - Dokken I Know You By Fart - Dolly Parton & Smokey Robinson Stop Teasing My Fart - Dr. Hook Take Another Little Piece of My Fart - Dusty Springfield Cold Feet Warm Fart - Echobelly Hidden Fart - KT Tunstall Farts of the Innocent - Kutless Away From Your Fart - Legacy Dirty Little Fart - Lostprophets There's No Stopping Your Fart - Marie Osmond The Dead Fart - Midnight Oil You Can't Run Away From Your Fart - Patty Loveless Happy Fart - Petula Clark Love Me With All of Your Fart - Ray Charles Singers Fart-Stoppers - Sam Kinison Silent Fart - Sarah Brightman Young Girl's Fart - Steve Miller I Sold My Fart to the Junkman - The Blue Belles If My Fart Could Speak - The Manhattans Pain in My Fart - The Rolling Stones I Want to Be the Boy to Warm Your Mother's Fart - The White Stripes Be Careful of My Fart - Tracy Chapman Fartland - U2 Catch My Fart - Warlock Fart Songs - Weezer
There was nothing wrong with the old thread title, especially since it seemed unlikely that other word swaps were going to be suggested given all the negativity to date. Oh well, I guess I'll have to come up with another one. You asked for it! hehe
Well perhaps the negativity was just for the swap in question, I personally find swapping in 'Rum' for 'Gorum' to be much more amusing, such as Gorumour Has It or Jungle Dgorum.
I had to say it, due to some random typo I should've forgotten about hours ago
Oh, and we could put all the M@TT songs here too Last edited:
People in Lube - 10cc (What Do I Do With) All This Lube - Agnes We're in This Lube Together - Al Jarreau Lube Should Never Feel Like This - Alice Cooper What Kind of Lube is This - Amazing Rhythm Aces That's What Lube is For - Amy Grant (Lube Is) Thicker Than Water - Andy Gibb (Our Lube) Don't Throw it All Away - Andy Gibb I'm Gonna Lube You Just a Little More Baby - Barry White Lube Me Like I Lube You - Bay City Rollers Fanny (Be Tender With My Lube) - Bee Gees Lube You Inside Out - Bee Gees Let Your Lube Flow - Bellamy Brothers Lube Really Hurts Without You - Billy Ocean I Lube It (When We Do What We Do) - Camen I Lube My Friend - Charlie Rich Gotta Have More Lube - Climax Blues Band I Think I'm in Lube - Daniel Merriweather Lubing the Alien - David Bowie Get it Up for Lube - David Cassidy He Don't Lube You (Like I Lube You) - Dawn featuring Tony Orlando Shake Your Lube - Debbie Gibson I've Been Lubing You Too Long - Diesel Just Lubin' You - Digby Richards Tunnel of Lube - Dire Straits Puppy Lube - Donny Osmond Burning Lube - Elvis Presley The Next Step is Lube - Elvis Presley Little Bit of Lube - Free Live for Lubing You - Gloria Estefan Put Your Lube in Me - Hot Chocolate She Has to Be Lubed - Jenny Morris I Think I'm in Lube With You - Jessica Simpson (I Lube it When You) Call Me Names - Joan Armatrading More Lube - Kim Carnes Lubing Her Was Easier (Than Anything I'll Ever Do Again) - Kris Kristofferson When Will I Be Lubed - Linda Ronstadt A Better Lube - Londonbeat Strange Kind of Lube - Love & Money Where Has All the Lube Gone - Matt Flinders Lube Hit Me - Maxine Nightingale I'm Gonna Lube Her for Both of Us - Meat Loaf Lubin' You - Minnie Riperton Lube Hurts - Nazareth Baby, I Need Your Lubing - O.C. Smith When Lube Breaks Down - Prefab Sprout Keep on Lubing You - REO Speedwagon If it's Lubin' That You Want - Rihanna Ain't Lube a Bitch - Rod Stewart Misplaced Lube - Rupert Hine Sweet Sweet Lube - Russell Morris Lube in a Box - Sunnyboys Caravan of Lube - The Housemartins I Woke Up in Lube This Morning - The Partridge Family Bury Me Deep in Lube - The Triffids Lube on Your Side - Thompson Twins I Am Only Shooting Lube - Time Bandits Today I Started Lubing You Again - Tom Jones I'll Supply the Lube - Toto Stuck in Lube - Wynonna Judd
There's no shortage of love/lube ones but I don't think they are as funny as the heart/fart ones.
The Nurse Who Lubed Me - A Perfect Circle Let Me Put My Lube Into You - AC/DC That's How Strong My Lube Is - Alicia Keys Share Your Lube With Me - Aretha Franklin Nobody Lubes Me But My Mother - B.B. King Have You Seen My Lube? - Barenaked Ladies Lube Looks Good on You (You're Candy Sweet) - Blood, Sweat & Tears Lube Can Move Mountains - Celine Dion I Lube Your Goo - Crash Test Dummies I've Got My Lube to Keep Me Warm - Dean Martin Too Late for Lube - Def Leppard Enough Lube - Duffy Can't Hide Lube - Earth, Wind & Fire Got Lube if You Want It - Fabulous Thunderbirds You Used to Lube Me - Faith Evans Lube That Burns - Fleetwood Mac Take Your Lube and Shove It - Joe Pesci What Kind of Lube is This - Johnny Nash Don't Make Me Wait for Lube - Kenny G Too Much Lube - LCD Soundsystem Easy to Lube - Leo Sayer Lube Itself - Leonard Cohen I'm in the Mood for Lube - Nat "King" Cole Look Out for My Lube - Neil Young Killed By Lube - Pursuit of Happiness No Chump Lube Sucker - Red Hot Chili Peppers Wall of Lube - Simple Minds Is That Lube - Squeeze Her Lube Rubbed Off - The Cramps Lube Me Two Times - The Doors Lube Me or Leave Me - The Jimmy Cotton Blues Quartet Got No Lube - The Kooks Blinded By Lube - The Rolling Stones Last Night I Dreamt That Somebody Lubed Me - The Smiths Lube's Gone Bad - The Underdogs Well it's True That We Lube One Another - The White Stripes Lube Me Tonight - Tom Jones Lube Will Come Through - Travis Everyone I Lube is Dead - Type O Negative Lube You to Death - Type O Negative Warm Lube - Van Morrison Lube Explosion - Weezer
Then don't post such a ridiculous amount if even you don't think they're funny. :p That's the only reason I posted any negativity here, the sheer volume ruins any fun that could be had here. Perhaps you should just do a few really funny ones for each substitute and move on.
Otherwise, at this point, yes, the M@TT songs would fit in here perfectly.
Oh, and I also found your response to Nate incredibly rude. That was my other reason for posting negatively, just to show that he wasn't the only one.
You're starting to get on my nerves bluezombie. I said they are "not as funny", I didn't say "not funny" and you know what? If you don't like the lists then don't read them! They are meant to be long so that they cater for everybody's varying sense of humours.
And the only reason you found it "incredibly rude" about what I said to Nate is because you really don't have a sense of humour at all. Either notice when a joke is being made or keep your neuroticisms to yourself. You don't see Nate complaining about what I said (he probably got the joke).
By the way, I was planning to list some of the ones I found the funniest and maybe even possibly having everyone vote for theirs, but all the BS criticism is probably scaring too many people away.
I Slipped and Fell in Lube - Alan Jackson Lube Me Right (Oh Sheila) - Angel City featuring Lara McAllen Lube Doesn't Have to Hurt - Atomic Kitten Touch Me With Your Lube - Beth Orton Lube on Top - Beyonce Lube Gets in the Way - Blake Shelton I Lube My Chick - Busta Rhymes featuring Will.i.am & Kelis When the Wrong One Lubes You - Celine Dion Shoot Me With Your Lube - D:Ream Lube Under My Pillow - Debbie Gibson & Keeth Stewart I Feel Lubed - Depeche Mode I Lube You 'cause I Have To - Dogs Die in Hot Cars Lube Will Always Find You - Donna Summer I Wish I'd Never Lubed You - Dusty Springfield When Lube Turns to Blue - Dusty Springfield I Lube Them Ho's - Eamon When I Think About Lube (I Think About You) - Elton John featuring P.M. Dawn You Got the Dirtee Lube - Florence + The Machine and Dizzee Rascal You Look So Good in Lube - George Strait Dance Floor Anthem (I Don't Want to Be in Lube) - Good Charlotte Elevator Lube - Guy Sebastian Try My Lube - Jeremy Jordan Funky Lube - Kavana Turn Out the Light and Lube Me Tonight - Kenny Chesney I Stole Your Lube - Kiss We Think it's Lube - Leah Haywood Vampires in Lube - Marvelous 3 You've Been in Lube (That Little Bit Too Long) - Phil Collins We Ain't Out of Lube Yet - Randy Travis Cowboy Luber - Rhapsody River of Lube - Rick Price Lube You for a Day - Ricky Martin Lube Addiction - Robyn Loau Underwater Lube - Smoke City I Lube It - Sneaky Sound System Lube Don't Bother Me - Stage Dolls You Can't Run Away From My Lube - Starlight Dragons Lube Dump - Static-X Back for the Taste of Your Lube - Stefan/Elena Shower Me With Your Lube - Surface No Time for Lube - The Casanovas I Won't Leave This World Unlubed - The Lynns Lube Spreads - The Stone Roses When Lube Finds You - Vince Gill My Lube is Your Lube - Whitney Houston
I don't read the lists. But I decided to read the posts in between the lists, and felt I would respond, since I was one of the ones giving 'negativity'.
I must have a sense of humour, because I find it hilarious that you think I don't.
Actually, the only reason I found your response to Nate rude was suggesting he be put down. The first sentences of your response were fine. But perhaps you could acknowledge that someone can have an opinion that doesn't match yours, and that it's be okay. Just once? Not everyone finds the same things funny, and if they don't find something funny, and you do, it doesn't mean they have no sense of humour, it means they have a different one.
I could go on, but there's no point. You'll never learn.
If you still don't get the joke about Nate getting put down then you never will. And Nate didn't just share his opinion. He suggested that the thread should be deleted.
In an "older" environment, threads like this would be enjoyed for the silliness that they are and by the people that enjoy that kind of humour. Not be criticised and analysed to the Nth degree. So generally speaking, if you don't like it, don't read it or as my mother always said, "if you don't have something nice to say then don't say anything at all!"
Secondly I don't see the problem with this Thread because there have been far worse. It's not like a Crazy Frog Porn thread or Random Thread full of emoticons, just one to post different titles to tunes and to have a bit of laugh. That all it is.
Theres too much oversensitivy with some. Humour is subjective unless your offeneding someone.
Now the pussy idea sounds much funnier then lube? Somehow theres only 2 "loves" in the ARIA Top 50 right now. We Found Pussy Got 2 Pussy U. May add more later. Last edited:
How Deep is Your Pussy - Bee Gees In and Out of Pussy - Bon Jovi Accidentally in Pussy - Counting Crows Meet Her at the Pussy Parade - Da Hool Pussy Bites - Def Leppard Pussy Grows (Where My Rosemary Goes) - Edison Lighthouse Can You Feel the Pussy Tonight - Elton John This Guy's in Pussy With You - Herb Alpert Looking for a New Pussy - Jody Watley Nothin' My Pussy Can't Fix - Joey Lawrence Have You Ever Been in Pussy - Leo Sayer Pussy Rears Its Ugly Head - Living Colour Your Pussy Still Brings Me to My Knees - Marcia Hines Vision of Pussy - Mariah Carey Pussy Comes Quickly - Pet Shop Boys Always Come Back to Your Pussy - Samantha Mumba Ain't Pussy the Strangest Thing - The Black Sorrows When Pussy Comes to Town - U2 with B.B. King
Wee Bit of Your Pussy - Billy Thorpe & The Aztecs Baby I Need Your Pussy - Carl Carlton Just a Little Pussy - Dusty Springfield I've Got That Pussy Bug Itch - Eartha Kitt My Pussy (You're Never Gonna Get It) - En Vogue Gangsta Pussy - Eve featuring Alicia Keys You Make Pussy Fun - Fleetwood Mac Lotta Pussy - Gene Vincent All I Need is Your Sweet Pussy - Gloria Gaynor Thug Pussy - Ja Rule Pussy, Touchin', Squeezin' - Journey Lean Mean Pussy Machine - Kevin "Bloody" Wilson Your Pussy is on My Mind - Paul Kelly I Just Want Your Pussy - Rai I Need Your Pussy - Teena Marie You've Lost That Pussy Feelin' - The Righteous Brothers My Baby Loves Pussy - White Plains Gimme All Your Pussy - ZZ Top
If Her Pussy Don't Kill Me - Aaron Tippin If You Want to Party (I Found Pussy) - All Saints Lay All Your Pussy on Me - Five That Pussy You Feelin' Again - Emmylou Harris Bring Your Pussy Home - Immature
I'd like to add some swapping of my own, let's swap Sexy for Ugmo
David Guetta feat. Akon - UgmoBitch Justin Timberlake - Ugmoback LMFAO - Ugmo And I Know It Melissa Tkautz - Ugmo (Is The Word) Ne*Yo - Ugmo Love N-Trance feat Rod Stewart - Da Ya Think I'm Ugmo Prince & The New Power Generation - Ugmo Motherfucker Right Said Fred - I'm To Ugmo Sabrina - Ugmo Girl Shaggy feat Brian & Tony Gold - Hey Ugmo Lady T-Shirt - You Ugmo Thing Twista feat R.Kelly - So Ugmo Whigfield - Ugmo Eyes
Ahhh now there's some hits i'd spend quality pennies on
Am I the only person who goes offline for a while, sees an unidentified thread in the thread list with a bunch of posts already and assumes something ridiculous has gone down, only to find it's just a renamed thread?
Good Night in my ass - Reece Mastin Whistle in my ass - Flo Ria Stay With Me Baby in my ass - Karise Eden Call Me Maybe in my ass - Carly Rae Jepsen We Are Young in my ass - fun. Wild Ones in my ass - Flo Rida featuring Sia Shout It Out in my ass - Reece Mastin
BON JOVI'S IN MY ASS This Ain't A Love Song In My Ass Something For The Pain In My Ass Keep The Faith In My Ass Wanted Dead Or Alive In My Ass You Give Love A Bad Name (In My Ass) Lay Your Hands On Me (In My Ass) (Do You Want) To Make A Memory In My Ass Thank You For Loving Me (In My Ass) All About Lovin' You (In My Ass) How Long Has This Been Going On In My Ass
Calvin Harris feat Ne*Yo - Let's Go In My Ass Roxy Music/Wand Erection - More Than This In My Ass Enrique Iglesias - Rhythm Divine Elisa Fiorilla - On The Way Up In My Ass The Reels - This Guy's In Love With You (In My Ass) Cold Chisel - Forever Now In My Ass Muse - Feeling Good In My Ass Nine Inch Nails - The Day The World Went Away In My Ass Gina G: Ooh Ahh...Just A Little Bit In My Ass The Rolling Stones - Slipping Away In My Ass The Rolling Stones - Start Me Up In My Ass Human Nature - Don't Come Back In My Ass The Young Rascals - Groovin' In My Ass Washington - Cement In My Ass Last edited:
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