**** The star ratings is for the original Housemate song that they wrote as a task (which obviously was the producers plan to make extra money form the show). No idea why they needed to recruit the Sirens and totally destroy the original composition. The Sirens version sucks. The Housemate only version is quite enjoyable.
** To be fair, this was just a bonus track on the re-release of the totally cromulent Big Brother theme. Many/most people were buying the single for that, though, I did buy both CD singles (maybe it was the eyes on the cover - I've always wondered who that hottie was). The housemates can't sing. The Sirens earn it an extra star.